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Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 31, 2021
Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
/ăs məNGkē/
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
by Stinky Cheeks April 03, 2021
An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
by Jikinirdon June 02, 2024