artuse

A really homosexual person who denies it, despite literally everyone knowing.

"Why is he pretending to be with a girl again? We all know he's artuse."

by alexxs December 29, 2024

Artuso

An artuso is one of the most hardworking people you will meet. Most of them play soccer and have a very big family. Artuso’s have very strong Italian roots and is a big part of their culture

Wow he’s so awesome he must be an artuso!

by Artizi May 21, 2025

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Bag of Arties

A nice way of saying eat a bag of dicks

I wish they would just go eat a bag of Arties

by Dopeyopieone February 23, 2022