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Subdermal body armor

Armor underneath somebody's skin.
Liquid just got his/her subdermal body armor installed by the government.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
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knight in shining armor

When your little knight is wearing protection.
Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?
by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006
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junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.
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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010
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Magitek Armor

A type of mech piloted by a Magitek Knight that is capable of shooting magic elemental beams, missles, transfering objects to alternate dimensions, and slashing the hell out of things.
Kefka got it anally from that Magitek Armor.
by sbm August 1, 2003
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Pearl Armor

The same concept as a "pearl necklace"
But with more jizz spread over a wider area of one's body
Thus, giving the impression of wearing armor
A pearl necklace isn't enough anymore..
She demands pearl armor
by Nachos12367 February 25, 2010
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make believe armor

The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.

Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.

While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.

Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.

While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.

*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”

“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”

“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”

“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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Suit of Armor

for this one, your gonna need five girls. first, you fist one, as far as you, then you fist the other one and as far you can, then you proceed to ram your foot into one of they pussy, then you do the same to the other girl. so by this point you should have four writhing females and each limb. and to put the icing on the cake, you shove your head (not your dick head, your actual head) into her vagina. you should now be prepared to head into battle.
WARNING: MASSIVE BLEEDING MAY OCCUR.
Griff, being the piimp that he is, managed to get five chicks and he totally suit of armored them.
by Whackassbitch09 November 8, 2007
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