Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'

Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.

"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

Johnny Appleseed

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.

"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

by Bolo919 April 13, 2009

criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

Apples to Apples

An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler

by Ishmail January 20, 2007

roams like thin apples

1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual

Jim roams like thin apples.

That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!

by jigear December 3, 2009