apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019

apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005

apple

Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

by moltovivace February 22, 2005

Apple

Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.

" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"

"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"

by apalsux March 9, 2020

apple

why the fuck do you not know what an apple is.

your dumb it's an apple.

by turtle tosser 123456789 February 15, 2017

Apple

The gratest and most reliable weapon against doctors.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

by exhausted peaches May 29, 2018

Apple

1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out

2. A company that makes electronics

I ate an apple and my tooth fell out.

by Desie09 February 5, 2015