Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 09, 2024

Apache Kid

A Apache Sargeant of the US Cavalry, started as a Scout.

Fucking apache kid.

by Apache Kid April 23, 2017

apache chopper

A form of a gender

I am identified as a apache chopper

by Thelegend 102 November 11, 2017

Apache acne

People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.

"I have Apache acne"

by oofdoublea June 23, 2018

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter

The best goddamn helicopter there is to live, literally.

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters are cool.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

Apache

The shit

Stranger #1 : “Who’s apache?? “
Stranger #2 : “Do you live under a rock? Apache is the shit!”

by Diditfortherez November 24, 2021