The Apache spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

by Thug shaker god April 15, 2023

The Apache Spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”

by Thug shaker god April 15, 2023

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 09, 2024

Apache acne

People that identify as "Apache helicopters" can have acne too.

"I have Apache acne"

by oofdoublea June 23, 2018

Apache goulash

A concoction of semen and toenails usually added to a smoothie or eaten as a side.

Dude you should try the Apache goulash at applebees

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter

The best goddamn helicopter there is to live, literally.

AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters are cool.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

Apache

The shit

Stranger #1 : “Who’s apache?? “
Stranger #2 : “Do you live under a rock? Apache is the shit!”

by Diditfortherez November 24, 2021