access

devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

by sistwosix December 14, 2003

accessibility

The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.

*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale

"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006

Ancestors of Lakan Dula

The Ancestors of Lakan Dula and David Dulay (David Dula y Goiti)

1. Batang Dula: Father of David Dula y Goiti; Son of Lakan Dula and Mutya;Brother of Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

2. Lakan Dula (1503 - 1589): David's grandfather; Husband of Mutya; Son of Rajah Sulaiman I and Ysmeria; Father of Batang Dula, Magat Salamat, Felipe Salonga, Dionisio Capulong.

3. Mutya: David's grandmother; Wife of Lakan Dula; Mother of Batang Dula, Felipe Salonga, Magat Salamat, Dionisio Capulong.

4. Rajah Sulaiman I: David's great grandfather; Son of Rajah Lontok and Dayang Kalangitan; Husband of Ysmeria; Father of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II,; Brother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat and Gat Kahiya.

5. Ysmeria: David's great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Sulaiman I; Mother of Lakan Dula and Rajah Sulaiman II.

6. Rajah Lontok: David's second great grandfather; Son of Sultan Bolkiah and Lela Mechanai; Husband of Dayang Kalangitan; Father of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya; Brother of Rajah Gappandan

7. Dayang Kalangitan: David's second great grandmother; Wife of Rajah Lontok;Mother of Dayang Panginoan, Dayang Lahat, Rajah Sulaiman I and Gat Kahiya

8. Sultan Bolkiah: David's third great grandfather; Son of Sultan Sulaiman; Husband of Lela Mechanai; Father of Rajah Lontok and Rajah Gappandan.

Lakan Timamanukum is one of the ancestors of Lakan Dula.

by Raspmia Sinsuat Kiram January 20, 2011

Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil

"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."

by hoppersnoel December 20, 2012

Your ancestors incestors

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone

Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*

by Literally a person May 4, 2019

wireless access point

Wap; you stick the wires into the port

Omg did you see that wireless access point? OwO

by Wapster December 8, 2020

Rear Seat Accessory

A fine ass girl on the back of a dude's motorcycle.

Example: I'm looking for a new rear seat accessory after my last one fell off.

by tall_dave_1959 October 13, 2009