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Seasoning American

A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.

Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.
Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!

Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..
by Delusion Enjoyer March 31, 2023
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American Dad

American Dad is a show by Seth McFarlane, who is also well-known for creating Family Guy. Unlike the latter, American Dad is a well-written, satirical comedy for politically conscience people. If you don't have a certain degree of intelligence, it's unlikely you'll really grasp the humor used in the show.

Family Guy fan-boys are notorious for bashing American Dad due it being non-repetitive.

Although one may not like the show, it's hilarity can't be denied.
Family Guy fan: "DUDE! American Dad is SO lame!"

American Dad fan: "Go crawl back under your rock fan-boy!"
by DAS77 August 26, 2012
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American High School

A school in the Fremont Unified School District. The only time the students seem alive is during Spirit Week. Not a ghetto school, but it did have fight week. School where you can find the most Indians and Filipinos. Most of the school budget goes towards the firefighters that respond to the weekly false fire alarms. The school used to look broke broke, until they added the new buildings and trees around it, but now it just looks less broke. The only school in the FUSD that doesn't have off-campus lunch.

Overall, good school cause, hey, at least it's not Kennedy or Washington...
Hey, you go to AHS? What's that, American Horror Story?

Nooo, American High School, CA-CAW, CA-CAW!
by saysikern December 8, 2019
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American Anime

American shows which take great inspiration from anime. These are shows like Avatar the Last Air Bender, The Legend of Korra, Samurai Jack, Voltron Legendary defender's and other like them. These shows are often under debate if to be considered anime.
by ozeit July 22, 2020
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american dick

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL

White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...

American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.

Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
by ApocalypsePenguin June 23, 2012
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African American

Is a person of African descent ,meaning ancestors were of African heritage, that is born in America. America is where the individual was born therefore that makes them "American" as well as a African because of their roots. It is the political correct term of how to identify a person of African descent that is born in America.
Carlton's great grandmother was from Africa, but he was born on American soil to two African American parents that were born in the United States. Therefore he is African American.
by grad201011 March 14, 2010
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ugly american

Taken from the book of the same name, an Ugly American is an American citizen that visits a foreign country and views everything from an American standard, refusing to acknowledge local culture and standards. Because of this ethnocentric viewpoint, the American is often ignorant to or dismissive of the foreign culture and is perceived as rude.
While visiting China, Fred refused to eat anything that wasn't from the lobby of the Hilton and referred to everyone as "Wong". Fred is an Ugly American.
by luckybob343 December 19, 2008
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