Alvin

He is a smart guy but does not want to show it and can be really annoying sometimes and funny and he has a really big dick.

Stella: OH that guy is an Alvin

Stacy: Yeah he can be annoying sometimes but he is really funny and he is a monster in bed too
Stella: I hope he will give me a ride on his thing

by Incognito15 November 14, 2023

Alvin

He's the most cutest adorable guy you'll ever meet. He's very loyal and the kindest soul ever. He will make you feel so much loved and appreciated and being with him makes you feel safe and calm. He has the cutest smile and big doe eyes and kissable lips that tastes like coffee (i love coffee). He's soft but he can get protective n jealous too. His Girlfriend/Wife is probably the luckiest girl in the whole world.

"Oh Alvin, he's the love of my life"

by pookie_possum November 19, 2023

Alvin

He's the sweetest angel you'll ever meet. He's funny, cute and loyal. He's the kindest soul you'll ever meet. Being in his presence will make you feel safe and calm. He has got a cute smile, big doe eyes, and very kissable lips that taste like coffee (I love coffee). He's soft but he can get possessive and jealous and he's really hot when he's possessive about someone. His Girlfriend/Wife is probably the luckiest person in the whole world.

" Alvin is the love of my life"

by pookie_possum November 19, 2023

ALVIN

An FAG married to JESSICA but dated BIANCA, KATRINA and HANAHA.
Slept with TAURIEN DALEY though.

Why are you being such an ALVIN!!
SAM: because we all lived with ALVIN LOL

by THAI 💩 April 27, 2025

Alvin

A person so extremely cool and imposing that their aura excretes onto other people, demanding authority and power from their peers.
They love to roll their sleeves up and undo their top shirt button in the middle of winter.

Did you see that guy? He's so Alvin!

by Impactored May 13, 2025

Alvin

Someone who doesn't buy warranty on his gadgets.

This guy legit bought his 3000$ Laptop without warranty. What an Alvin.

by w34rhpioj November 10, 2025

ALVIN!!

Whether it be masturbating, having sex, etc., right before you reach climax, you scream at the top of your lungs, “AALLLLLVVIIIINNNN!!!!” (Inspired by the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks)

ALVIN!!

by ALVIN!!!!! November 16, 2017