Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Apollogist

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.

As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

by rippenburn April 16, 2018

Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...

by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020

Apollo7

A typical male. Someone who only enters chatrooms with the sole purpose of getting young girls to show him their boobs on cam. Disruptive and offensive. Doesn't tend to lie, even while trolling. Avoid at all costs.

Chatter#1: That guy seems real chill.
Chatter#2: Nah bruh, that's just an Apollo7. He's just trying to score some booty.

by OrganizdChaos April 4, 2020

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021

Apollo 13 luck

Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse

in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.

That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin June 24, 2021

apollona

Apollona is a very good person who has a large number of qualities. Indeed, her beauty can’t let us breath and she is very very talented in music : she has the music in her blood. Also, she takes care of people she loves but she is naturally helpful with people in need. So we can say about Apollona that she’s an incredible friend and a wonderful person.

We have to have an Apollona in our life !

by Hi,It’sMe November 21, 2021