This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.
by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016
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Get the Terry Allen mug.sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe
country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s
personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs
Coe served time in an Ohio state prison
wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck
wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums
his underground album is difficult to find today and rare
among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s
personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs
Coe served time in an Ohio state prison
wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck
wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums
his underground album is difficult to find today and rare
among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)
David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.
If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.
If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
Get the david allen coe mug.My best friend, an amazing dancer, a beautiful person inside and out. One of the strongest people I have ever met, and one of the most determined. When she wants something she goes and gets it. She's super unique, bubbily, loud, quirky, and sometimes annoying, but thats what makes her so awesome. She's able to pull off any hair colour, and looks good in anything (she can even pull off baggy, frumpy clothing, like how?!). She jokes around a lot, so you have to take a lot of what she says with a grain of salt. She gets along best with people that are able to just sit there while she rambles on and on, or with people that match her craziness.
"Why did that person just jump on your back making dinosaur noises and then run off? Do you know her?"
"oh that's just Allana being Allana"
"Gee, I wish I was Allana, she can pull off anything. Even purple hair."
"oh that's just Allana being Allana"
"Gee, I wish I was Allana, she can pull off anything. Even purple hair."
by Just Lil 'ol Me June 12, 2014
Get the Allana mug.The act of opening the car door, nd jumping out while the car is in motion. Usually performed on xanex by person's with the last name 'Allen'.
"I wanna steel things! Pull over!"
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.
That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.
"No, Allen, we ain't stopin."
"Oh, Yeah?"
>jumps out of car.
That's the Allen tuck n roll for ya.
by travisallen April 12, 2009
Get the Allen tuck n roll mug.Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011
Get the The Jared Allen mug.Probably the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The most amazing person in the world. Also one of the strongest people you’ll ever meet. Allen tends to keep to himself but when he opens up he’s the most outgoing guy you can meet. Don’t miss out on an Allen, they are very rare.
Get you an Allen.
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