An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017
Get the Alfie Johnsonmug. by 69helpmedad69 August 27, 2018
Get the Alfiemug. someone with 4 brain tumors and somehow still alive. He wears a bowtie and apparantly young girls think he
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
Harold : Have you seen Alfie Animations yesterday?
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
by puka :D February 13, 2021
Get the Alfie Animationsmug. A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021
Get the Alfie Noakesmug. When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
by Mike literus July 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Alfiemug. Likes toes that's it there is nothing else to this man that is all he talks about evry single fibre of his being his sucking of big fat juicy toes so I can drink some of that delicous to juice.
by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019
Get the Alfie Sherbornemug. by Not Tom ;) July 7, 2021
Get the Alfie Posthumamug.