Albuquerque

That place where the meth is at

Jesse: Yo mr white we need to cook
Walt: Ok
Jesse: yeah bitch
Walt: Only In Albuquerque

by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022

Albuquerque

The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque!

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018

Albuquerque

It doesn't exist and people who claim to be from there are aliens.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Albuquerque."

Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"

Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."

by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023

Albuquerque

Hell.

Donald: GO TO ALBUQUERQUE!!!
Brenda: I was born in hell, yOu KnOw NoThInG SiR
Donald: I... I...

by RioRancho December 24, 2020

Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.

Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"

by Volit August 28, 2014

Albuquerque Achoo

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?

Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.

by Gorgon August 25, 2013