The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
Get the Albuquerquemug. by trainfan March 8, 2025
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by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025
Get the Albuquerque jackhammermug. Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
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by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018
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by Imindless February 7, 2020
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by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023
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Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
by Biznatch75 April 7, 2024
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