The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 24, 2022
The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.
Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
by HadSandjob December 13, 2024
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Beautiful mountain city in the Southwest, like most other American cities it has its issues. However, Albuquerque is home to the most idiotic drivers in the country. It has been documented in thousands of peer reviewed articles.
Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
by Biznatch75 April 07, 2024
Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023
That place where the meth is at
by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023