The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

by trainfan March 8, 2025

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018

The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 7, 2020

Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023

Beautiful mountain city in the Southwest, like most other American cities it has its issues. However, Albuquerque is home to the most idiotic drivers in the country. It has been documented in thousands of peer reviewed articles.
Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
by Biznatch75 April 7, 2024
