Alberto is a loyal person who always stays by your side and is always available. He is that rare person who is hard to find, but if you find him he will fill your life with joy, love and happiness. Alberto is the one who makes your days full, the one you can tell everything to, the one who listens to you and loves to give you advice. Alberto is a person who, even through mistakes, does his best for you and tries to make you feel better. Alberto is also the one who knows how to make you laugh, he is that person who can smile at you just by looking at him and the more you get to know him the more you will feel in tune with him. Alberto, you are the person that everyone should have.
Alberto can I talk to you please?
Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?
Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?
by losaichisono November 22, 2021
Get the Albertomug. A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Get the Alberto Martinezmug. A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."
by Scheffendi May 25, 2020
Get the Den Alberto machenmug. 
Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.
by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016
Get the alberto ruizmug. an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands
In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the Alberto-Culvermug. unbelievable dick , all childrens under 10 years wants to sleep with him
in Romania all girls says: alberto ala are pula mare rau sa moara mama
in Romania all girls says: alberto ala are pula mare rau sa moara mama
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by ryze4r November 21, 2021
Get the Albertomug.