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Oh, Africa, Brave Africa 

Acclaimed New York musical
I saw the Acclaimed New York musical Oh, Africa, Brave Africa. It was a laugh riot.

Tell me about that Africa Trip again... 

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.
Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

Scraps For Africa 

A non profit charity started in 2010.
Feeds people.
Funded by donation.
Great cause.
Pretty girls love people who are caring
Good to put in resume.
Started by two high school students.

Celebrities love this charity and are heavy donaters. It makes you look cool if you take part in this cause
Dave: "Hey man you wanna go do drugs after school?"
Barack: "Nah bro, I'm gonna go volunteer for Scraps For Africa!"

Lottery: "Well ma'am, what charity would you like to donate all of this money to?"
Pretty Lady: "SCRAPS FOR AFRICA DUDE!"

Tupac: "Ay yo fatass, you need to quit eating so much shit and donate to Scraps For Africa"
Biggie: "Man shut up! Nigga I donate anyways, I endorse that shit dog!"

Brangelina: "Hey, instead of adopting all of Africa, lets just donate to Scraps For Africa!"
Tom Cruise: "I WANNA DONATE TOO!!!!!!!"

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

for africa 

Like if you go to Japan and you have a fetish for Japanese chicks, you'll be like "My god, there's J-girls for Africa here".

Or, if your girlfriend comes back from an overseas trip laden down with ten bags of M&Ms she bought at duty free, you'll be "Woah, M&Ms for Africa."

Presumably derives from some idea of Western excess. When there's too much of something, you can give it away, like a charitable donation, hence "X for Africa."
for africa by Apocalyptic Octopus October 21, 2013

Meanwhile in Africa 

Used to verbally bitch-slap a person who's complaining about something very small. So small that it is just ridiculous in comparison with some people's problems in the poor Africa.
Eva: "No mayonaise? Argh, could this day be any worse?"
Michael: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Rik: "Argh, nothing is on TV tonight! Im pissed off!!"
Susan: "Meanwhile in Africa..."
Meanwhile in Africa by faevmija August 2, 2010