arachnafuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.

-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Arschkarte (German)

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

Arachnosexual

Arachnosexuals are a group of people who are sexually attracted to spiders. They are sometimes referred to as "spider fuckers". Most arachnosexuals are very proud of their sexuality, doing whatever it takes to let others know that they fuck spiders.

I came out of the closet as Arachnosexual

by FuckoSupremo September 13, 2020

Arch Linux

One of the greatest linux distros
Used by chads but is pretty easy to use
And to those debian kids saying arch is hard, please try Linux From Scratch

Friend1: I use arch linux btw
Friend2: Noice

by bignoobcoder September 21, 2021

Arch Deluxe

A sexual position in which the male moves his pelvis in a "U" shaped fashion, thus creating an upside down arched motion. If the male happens to be standing, the arch of the arch deluxe may be further animated with up and down movement through rocking the feet from heel to toe.

Man, I gave it to her good last night. We got pretty wild and she got the arch deluxe treatment from the back.

by mike mc lovin January 7, 2008

archaeology

1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your hat, whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi scum to shoot, imprisoned children to free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.

2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .

Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.

*queue theme music* Look at him killing all those nazi's! He must have done archaeology!

This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.

by Real Archaeologist September 4, 2005

archaic victory

The above definition is mistaken. What the author is talking about is not an "archaic victory," but a Pyrrhic victory.

Tony Soprano would probably refer to a Pyrrhic victory as an archaic victory.

by palaeologos January 18, 2008