Yapologist

Someone who doesn't know when to stop yapping

Stellen: I'm so gay my bitch is gay yada yada yada yada booga booga boo
Jackson: Stfu you Yapologist
Stellen: you best quit yapping before I suck your dick

by Chris, October 8, 2023

arboreal napologist

one who studies the effects of nap taking in trees

If you want to know about napping in trees, consult an arboreal napologist.

by arbordwell April 29, 2015

aologism

Words and expressions that originate in AOL Instant Message-speak that have, somehow, become acceptable in the popular lexicon, like jk, lol, brb, ur in place of your and you're, your in place of you're.

Amanda: ur such a tub of lard, Judy! jk, jk.
Leanne: lol. brb, bulemia.
Sane person: Jesus Christ! I hate eating disorders almost as much as I hate aologisms.

by Smarx March 9, 2006

appologise

To say that you are sorry for a fault, insult, or injury.

Same as apologise (UK) or apologize, not really slang, just a common misspelling.

Mike "appologised" to his teacher for his noisy outburst during math class.

by V. Gracie November 8, 2007

apaulogist

An acolyte of Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX21) who steps over glaring flaws in his policy, philosophies and records because he's saying a handful of things that are innovative. Apaulogists won't contemplate his flaws or even admit that exist, calling them "mainstream media slander" because they are just as narcissistic as Paul's idol, Ayn Rand.

I tried to explain to that apaulogist about how libertarian philosophy is effectively racist, but he shut me down calling me a liar.

by diegueno January 7, 2012

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

apologetic

to provide a defense, usually written, for a belief, theory, or system. Erroneously linked solely to Christian theology.

Paul exhorted believers to be able to provide an apologetic (explanation) for the hope within them.

by David007 May 19, 2008