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The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
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Get the Amsterdam Dip mug.To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.
Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
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GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
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For those looking to enhance their night out, don’t compromise on quality. You can find high-grade party essentials that ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Connect with fellow party enthusiasts and discover reliable sources for all your needs through the trusted Telegram channel at t.me/Amsterdamservice020. Enjoy peace of mind knowing you have access to top-notch products that elevate your experience while keeping safety a priority.
Join the fun and immerse yourself in the diverse and thrilling world of Amsterdam's nightlife – it's an adventure you won’t want to miss! ☃️🍬🐱💊
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