Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb
that is very Alonso of you
by alonso1234 July 8, 2021
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love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
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