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Alonso

Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb
that is very Alonso of you
by alonso1234 July 8, 2021
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Alfons

If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009
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Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car
Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him
by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019
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afonso

Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
OMFG!!!! It's an Afonso RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015
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Albonso

The action of having rough sex in da bathtub for anytime longer than 69 mins
Lets do some good albonso
by Sucklotsofball May 5, 2022
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Afonso

Afonso usually smells and farts a lot
Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022
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Dirty Alfonsi

Kill people with gas from your ass.
Cant be done by women.
H1lt3r do a Dirty Alfonsi to kill 6 millions of beans.
by EngConnection March 8, 2018
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