albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit
by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 02, 2013
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albanian steam soup

When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.
After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.
by McGrizzles May 27, 2019
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Albanian gas pedal

Where you shit on a girl’s pussy/asshole and then press your foot into it as if it were a gas pedal and try to get the shit inside
David: How was last night?
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting
by Ekdjenendnsjsj August 01, 2023
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Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 02, 2021
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Albanian pocket watch

A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.
Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014
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Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.
When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.
by Nick McDougal June 04, 2010
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albanian love seat

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.
Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."
by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010
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