acoustic bombardment

Repeating the same song over and over at a high decibel for the purpose of torture.
Tiffany:"Did you hear what Tracy did to Will last nite?" Carrie: "No, what?" Tiffany: "Well, he is always teasing her about her taste in music, so, she playfully lured him into the bedroom and handcuff him to the bed with the intent of acoustic bombardment!" Carrie: "Shut up!" Tiffany: "Seriously! She put Ants Marching on a loop, super loud, and left him there for hours of torture!" Carrie: "Get Out!"
by inkgirl February 26, 2010
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acoustic

other than being a word describing something that relates to sound, it’s a purposely misspelt version of ‘autistic’ that some stupid fucks say (usually online) on videos of being cringey, stupid, etc. People w/o a sense of humour do this because they 1. saw everyone else doing it and thought it was funny (its not, every time you see one of those comments you’re lying down being a lazy fuck an don’t laugh or smile at all because its overused, unfunny and offensive) 2. think that autistic is an insult or adjective because they’re uneducated and learnt everything off tiktok. Or even more commonly, 3. a combination of 1 & 2

its not fucking funny and it never was, use words for their actual meanings. and if u are going to replace words with others that sound similar make it make it sense. autistic is not an insult, dont try and cover up ableism by saying ‘acoustic, restarted, artistic 🤓’ shut the fuck up you have no personality and are uneducated as hell. next time if you want to be funny, come up with something that is NOT 🚫 offensive 🚫 and IS ✅ original ✅

dont forget if there weren’t so many stupid people who made the phrase ‘popular’, it makes you look dumb as fuck. even w/o it being trendy you still look dumb as fuck- take a step back and look at what ur actually writing- and the comments that have 14k likes that say the same thing. how many times did you audibly laugh at that joke? chances are none. dont make fun of something you clearly dont know shit about
correct use: the auditorium had wonderful acoustics

(very) incorrect use: “why did he do that? is he acoustic?”
by anonymous November 6, 2023
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going acoustic

female masturbation without the use of sex toys i.e. vibrators
I went home for break and left my vibrator at home… I was going acoustic the whole time.
by saddieman January 18, 2024
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Acoustic

You may call someone acoustic when they do/say something completely and utterly fucking retarded.
Person 1: “Ching chong bing bong I eat dogs.”
Person 2: “Are you acoustic?”
by Cardboard Gobbler December 26, 2023
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Acoustic

Kopan Jeyanthan, typically a dumb monkey who is restarded.
You acoustic kid, Kopan what a weirdo
by Vel Navajeevan November 24, 2023
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acoustic

1. Someone who has autism
2. Someone who plays an acoustic guitar or speaks it.
1. Why did he do that? Is he acoustic?
2. For sure acoustic..
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Acoustic

A Person that Is self diagnosed autistic person, A wannabe Autistic.

This species of gen-Z teens can Be easily differed from real autistic people since most of these teens have a type of "silly" internet humor. But this isnt all of it, most of them see autism as a type of blessing, while most of real autists see autism as a type of curse.
"omg im so autistic like i can never constrentate on anything"
"No.. youre just acoustic"
"NOOOOOOO"
by SeppoNam September 28, 2025
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