Cypriotic Accountant

An accountant that will rob you.

This guy was left with no money, his attorney robbed him like a cypriotic accountant.

by Tay Cint February 10, 2024

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750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

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Spicy Accountant

Usually a young woman who finds ways to subsidise her living style / travelling by providing sexual favours to older men with a lot of money (Sugar daddy).

"Oh so that's how Makayla manages to travel to all these places - she's a spicy accountant!"

by DukeWilfred July 12, 2025

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An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

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