mondo bonkers

intense severe utmost high maximum top ultimate uttermost consummate highest maximal supreme level of craziness.
Wow dude! That was mondo bonkers. (surfer dude accent)
by strememondobokers May 20, 2022
Get the mondo bonkers mug.

contrapsuedo-mondo

Kenny: These buffalo wings are contrapsuedo-mondo
AD: Co-sign.
by AD February 24, 2005
Get the contrapsuedo-mondo mug.

MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021
Get the MONDO Dook mug.

mondo-ass

Very big; alot; much more than necessary.
That's one mondo-ass SUV! They need to quit with that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
Get the mondo-ass mug.

Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom July 08, 2013
Get the Mondo Handshake mug.

Mondo Duke

Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!
by Fucker in the pussy234 April 19, 2017
Get the Mondo Duke mug.