Landen where do I start, kinda trash at everything also can't get over a girl named Alana. Not very good at football and has small penis.
Landen is trash
by Derrick115 April 10, 2025

Landen is one or the best guys u can ever meet he is shy at first but when you get to know him he is a good guy but he just doesn’t know to find someone who likes to do what he does also don’t forget about his big ... you know what he is always there to talk over your problems he just doesn’t know how to stop smoking the 🍁
Dude1# hey looks it’s landen he is always so clam
Dude2# how is he so good at being calm all the time
Dude2# how is he so good at being calm all the time
by The realist 2020 September 11, 2020

A really gorgeous guy with ocean blue eyes that can make you drool just by staring at you. He knows how to look at you just long enough without being creepy. He is a very funny guy and a good football player that knows how to old you.
by Kate54321 October 2, 2019

He’s an amazing guy what do amazing ... he’s hella freaky aggressive only when you want him to be. He would never hurt anyone else except himself to save you. He’s a sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and he’s going to be Amey’s future husband.
by Hehehehehhehwhah February 23, 2021

The man sometimes referred to as the human with a 17 foot donger with cum that can shoot up to thirty feet
"woah that's massive who are you Landen odegard" or " holy guacamole that is a giant donger who are you Landen odegard"
by dig bick Landen April 25, 2023

A Landen Mello is the most annoying, blood sucking mosquito type of person. He is gay, and doesn't know when to stop or when to leave people alone. This type of person gets absolutely NO bitches.
by Senhormonke May 20, 2022
