UPS

1. Un-Protected sex.

2. A company that is nowhere near as good as FedEx

Richard: How did your date go last night?
Mike: My UPS delivery is going to arrive in nine months.

Paul: My UPS package is taking for to get here.
Ryan: You should have used FedEx.

by jatkins May 18, 2007

Up

Term used by car salesman to describe individuals who walk into their lots for the first time.

Joe took 6 ups today without making a single deal.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

Up to

A person who thinks they are cool and are all talk. Similar to metro but their main objective is to be the centre of everyhting and be a part of whatever is 'cool' at the time.

Look at that guy wearing sunglasses at night and thinking he is a cool guy.. what an up to

by Fredda May 07, 2008

up

to be high, usually on marijuana

Wanna go get up man?

Yo, you tryin to get up?

by martin brown November 08, 2008

UPS

A Brown Nazi who delivers things to you. Such as Dildo's and other nice products.

When will that Brown Nazi arrive at my door so I can get my getto box.

by The Shankster September 09, 2004

UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 09, 2005

UPS

Up the
Poop
Shute

Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."

Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"

by Jack Handiest March 13, 2011