Dad

my dad went to get milk and never came back so Idk

“Hey dad can you get me some chocolate”
“I don’t have a dad”

by Hi haha May 22, 2021

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

dad

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

a dad

something furries don't have

alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"

by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022

Dad

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff July 17, 2016

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019