Dad

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019

Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke

Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**

by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

Dad

I don't know what to say because I don't have one

A dad is a ummm....

by No dad 22415 March 14, 2017