Welsh Vaseline

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.

Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.

by Etymol OG July 07, 2020

Welsh bell

Slang for fart

Oh no Gethin's dropped a Welsh bell - it stinks!

by Figggggg August 09, 2018

Welsh Zuccini

When a man and a woman are fornicating and the man sticks a zuccini up her bum. He cuts off the other half, puts it in his mouth, and sticks it in the frontal region. While eating her out she has to shoot both of them out simultaneously, and try to get one half back into his mouth. For this to be a proper 'Welsh Zuccini' the man, or woman, must be of Welsh origin.

"Dude my wife got a double Welsh Zuccini in my mouth last night!"

by Australian Zebra May 24, 2009

Welsh Sheep

A sheep with an unusually large asshole

A sheep tied to a lampost is known as a leisure centre to welsh people

by kum pot March 25, 2003

mikey welsh

The former bassist of Weezer.. Not too sure what happend though, becauase he's gone now. Perhaps it was drugs that caused him to blow off the 'Island in the Sun' video shoot.. Now they're stuck with that Scott guy who signed his name over Matt's and Mikey's on all the Weezer albums.

Mikey is greater than Scott but less than Matt.

by yogurt August 06, 2004

Welsh Dragon

A term used to describe ejaculation by a male during or after sexual intercourse. The male poses as an infamous mighty dragon who must break down the defence of the shield maiden with his fiery dragon breath. The dragon then rises up to glare into the eyes of his opponent as she lets out her battle cry. After of which the dragon roars and flaps his wings to escape the depths of the cave and all that dwells within.

Person 1: "Fear me, shield maiden!"

Person 2: "It will take more than a Welsh dragon to bring me down!"

by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009