by timmytenenbaum December 01, 2020
Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.
by Thesexcorrdinator December 01, 2016
When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.
Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"
Josh: "No, what'd he do?"
Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"
Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
Josh: "No, what'd he do?"
Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"
Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
by Denis Montgomery October 07, 2011
When you lick your friends asshole out take a steamy shit on the ground then push it in their ass hole followed by the sausage aka their dick
by Timmy5727 November 15, 2017
When you take a shit and it comes out in such a large area it looks like a explosion when it shot out of your ass and the smell is so unbearable that not even the person who shit it can bear it.
by SwaggerGagger November 07, 2018
A steamy marshmallow is when you acquire one ejaculations worth of semen mix with 4 tablespoons of water get to a boil, then pour sample onto significant others back and give them a third degree burn.
by Swaglan October 18, 2015
First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.
by Strange Famous July 26, 2004