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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY
I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.
by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
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Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"
by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011
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Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.
OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen
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Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match
“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”
by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022
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Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
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Jensen Mireles

When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
Jensen mireles is an amazing person.i love uu smm
by Allena Tardy June 19, 2022
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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.
I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.
by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
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