Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017
First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.
It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.
That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.
Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"
Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
by Aquafina64647 August 26, 2013
I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.
by cakepop1 March 01, 2017
1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).
Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?
Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.
Jacob: I'm gay.
Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.
Jacob: I'm gay.
by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009
Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 08, 2009
British for slot machine
by Abhishek Chowdhary February 16, 2007