dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff July 17, 2016

Dad

my dad went to get milk and never came back so Idk

“Hey dad can you get me some chocolate”
“I don’t have a dad”

by Hi haha May 22, 2021

Dad

I don't know what to say because I don't have one

A dad is a ummm....

by No dad 22415 March 14, 2017

a dad

something furries don't have

alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"

by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019