a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
by bruhwhatsgoingon January 10, 2021
The male version of the landing strip; a strip of pubic hair extending from the penis, resembling Carlton Banks from the Fresh Frince.
by Shoguy32 July 05, 2021
Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.
by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021
A bitch that can't fight
by Idontreallyknowbutyeah July 11, 2017
past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it
by mo noodleman May 13, 2009
AKA Dry
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
by fart on my knob May 13, 2022
Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 April 06, 2016