Callum

He is goated and beautiful and amazing and the best surfer on Earth.

Look at Callum man!!!

by Curry King 123 February 22, 2021

Callum

he's practically the gay lord, so whenever you say "callum" it means gay

Bruh, he's fuckin' Callum!

by Xenodefined February 28, 2020

Callum

Lover of Cum

So are you Callum

by The_Troller726 December 17, 2012

Callum

A pathetic, useless, waste of space. Dislikes himself, hated by others.

You are such a Callum.

by Solardragon August 15, 2017

Callum

A lying sneaking backstabbing dog kicker who is probably also very gay.

Kid 1: Hey is that Callum?
Kid 2: Yeah u can see that he just kicked a dog and he’s also covered in another man’s jizz.
Callum: I’m gonna go kick your dog and make out with your dad

by Puppykicker2018 November 28, 2018

Callum

A guy who always tells brees that are ‘cute’

Callum : oh hey bree! You’re cute

Bree: no I’m not stfu

by bbbbbrrriiiiii November 2, 2019

Callum

An amazing bitch who claims he’s straight but secretly has a crush on Brendon Urie’s jawline

‘Damn he’s such a Callum’

by CRREeechcakawwww March 26, 2020