hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

911

911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.

"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"

by FXKI December 9, 2022

911

911 is very cool umm. It happened and it was a good thing um yes. It means cool

Bro that guy is so 911

by 911 lover March 3, 2021

911

911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic

It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 1, 2021

911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 9, 2018

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019