qlok qlok 9000

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.

John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!

by Johnpapi July 17, 2021

The Andy Special 9000

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.

Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.

by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022

Sucky sucky 9000

Something that grampa likes to do

Let’s go grandpa’s giving me the Sucky sucky 9000

by Tri6773 February 24, 2022

super soaker 9000

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.

Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.

by dildo diva December 16, 2010

Pussy Melter 9000

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

gawk gawk 9000

When a woman gives you heaven on Earth in one day...

That girl just gave me that gawk gawk 9000: 1990 edition!

by GregHeffy May 7, 2022

Guac Guac 9000

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022