Sucky sucky 9000

Something that grampa likes to do
Let’s go grandpa’s giving me the Sucky sucky 9000
by Tri6773 February 25, 2022
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stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.
Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!
by tiner fezy December 18, 2014
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The Andy Special 9000

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.
by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022
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Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
by Fart Prince October 04, 2015
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super soaker 9000

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.
Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.
by dildo diva December 15, 2010
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Pussy Melter 9000

God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”
by Musty Musk Man November 23, 2022
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gawk gawk 9000

When a woman gives you heaven on Earth in one day...
That girl just gave me that gawk gawk 9000: 1990 edition!
by GregHeffy May 08, 2022
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