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2012 Zombies 

Zombies that will end the world in 2012, if the world does end on 2012. But probably just a load of bullshit. But we all need a zombies plan just in case.
Guy 1: "Dude if the world ends on 2012, I hope it something more creative than like a huge ass meteor. I hope its something like zombies!"
Guy 2: "Oh ya, that would be the sickest apocalypse ever. We would die a horrible death, but we get to kill people for fun before we do! :D"
Guy 3: "Yo, my zombie plan is to go and camp at Costco. Wanna come?"

2012 zombies apacalypse ftw
2012 Zombies by Hojin :P May 4, 2010

2012-ing it 

an excuse used to escape almost anything, nearly 100% flawless. invented by the ancient maians.
Student 1: dude, did you do our 254 worksheet notebook check for science class?

Student 2: aahhhh SHIT! im just 2012-ing it.

Student 1: smooth...

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Bro 1: so i heard steph heard about your OTHER girlfriend.

Bro 2: yeah, i got away with 2012-ing it.
2012-ing it by Ben Dover4me December 14, 2009

2012 phan 

The year in which Dan and Phil were not as close due to harassment from a couple of the more stupid fans.
Person 1: Why is Dan being so rude to Phil?
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a video from the time of 2012 phan.
2012 phan by phenomenalphan June 14, 2016

2012 Party 

A party ocurring on December 21st, 2012 which may consist of one these scenarios. Note: These are the most likely scenarios, not thee ONLY.

i. For those who actually beleive the world is going to end to rap tin foil around there heads, hide in a bomb shelter, and pray to the Mayan calender, while waiting for the end of the world. There celebration officially ends (or begins?) at 12am on December 22nd, 2012.

ii. For everybody else. GO APE SHIT! A day where we stock up on alcohol, max out our credit cards, no condoms/birth control while having sex, tell people what you really feel about them, quit your job, tip cars over, vandalize buildings, and burn your city to the ground. Party ends when you sober up in the morning and you realize what you have done. Note: The "End of the World Excuse" does not work the next morning.(Also See 'Detroit', 'End of the World Excuse', '2012 Baby', '2012 Hangover')
a. I can't wait till the 2012 Party! I'm going to spend tons of cash on beer.

b. Man, I'm still recovering from the 2012 Party.
2012 Party by kbates55 May 10, 2009

2012 Hangover 

i. The hangover the day after the end of the world party. The result of forgetting about your safety and what others think and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol on December 12th, 2012. Basically, drinking because yout think your going to die or because it's good excuse to drink, but you don't die and the next morning you wish you were dead. This hangover will never be topped by any to come and will be worse than any prior. The only thing that will cure the 2012 hangover is time (and of course more alcohol!).
i. This hangover sucks but nothing compares the the 2012 hangover.

ii. If you keep drinking you might get a 2012 hangover. Oh wait you can't get worse than a 2012 hangover, you'll just die.

iii. I'm stocking up right now for the 2012 hangover. The world may not end, but my world might if I don't have some OJ.
2012 Hangover by kbates55 May 10, 2009

2012 Hangover 

The party is on December 21st, 2012 the hangover is the next morning
2012 Hangover by kbates55 May 10, 2009