2 definitions by Ben Dover4me

2012-ing it

an excuse used to escape almost anything, nearly 100% flawless. invented by the ancient maians.

Student 1: dude, did you do our 254 worksheet notebook check for science class?

Student 2: aahhhh SHIT! im just 2012-ing it.

Student 1: smooth...

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Bro 1: so i heard steph heard about your OTHER girlfriend.

Bro 2: yeah, i got away with 2012-ing it.

by Ben Dover4me December 15, 2009

pterodactyl sex

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.

I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

by Ben Dover4me April 1, 2014