phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

inescapable phantom

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

Phantom Swipe

That frustrating moment when BlackBerry 10 users try to effortlessly swipe a non-BlackBerry touchscreen to flow between apps or screens. It quickly becomes menacing beyond all belief.

Joe forgot his Blackberry Playbook at home and grabbed his friend’s iPad to look something up. His phantom swipe made him realize just how archaic and inefficient the iPad's home button really is.

by BB10BelieveIt December 23, 2012

Phantom Rip

The act of taking a resin hit off a heavily resinated, but empty, bong bowl. Heating the resin on the bowl causes the chamber to fill with smoke in the absence of weed.

"Hey man, you holding?" "Nah, I even had an encounter with the Phantom Rip last night."

by buford wilton June 1, 2010

Phantom of the opera

A great musical made by Andrew Lolyld Webber. It has drama, action, and love. It's one of the best things that ever happened to Broadway

The phantom of the opera is awesome!

by RawPerryPerson April 5, 2016

Phantom Nigga

A real good friend you were close with who does not hang out with you any more.

I can't believe that phantom nigga actually called me and wanted to go to the club.

by Chrisbthekid March 15, 2009

phantom kill

someone lies about banging a girl, therefore creating a phantom kill.

fake sex kill kill list taylor

"Taylor told me he totally fricked Kandi."
"She told me he didn't, thats a phantom kill ."
"Taylor has a bunch of phantom kills ."
"Ya, I know."

by wassupnow February 2, 2009