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Phonk music is a genre of music that was made in the 1990s in Memphis TN and mostly had satanic lyrics, the occult, gangster, rapping, and even anarchist content, it somehow went to Russia, where it became very popular, drift phonk was born, it got mixed with EDM instruments and trap instruments too like distorted cowbells, snare, kicks, etc. For some strange reason some neo-nazis like to use "phonk" in their YouTube shorts videos.
10 year old: "yo have you heard of phonk?"
Another 10 year old: "yes I love it it makes me a sigma!"
Another 10 year old: "yes I love it it makes me a sigma!"
by Wizardry93 August 18, 2023
Get the Phonk mug.Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.
Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
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Get the Flat as a plank mug.The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
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