Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

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The Robbie Potion

SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA DRINK AT 3AM, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: "I drank the Robbie potion at 3am"
Other Guy: "Dude your gonna die"

by TheOtakuGod February 8, 2024

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High Potion

A super version of the potion, however, it is not mint flavored.

Dude, throw a high potion at me, my HP is totally critical.

by joser July 23, 2012

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deep web potion

you know that terrible yet awesome potatoes

I really hit a deep web potion last night

by Fat as nigga lol July 2, 2019

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Potion swapping

Another word for unprotected sex that has a healing effect and an emphasis on male ejaculating inside of his woman partner.

Gary- You and Daisy were so loud last night. Where you safe by not finishing in her?

Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

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Robbie Potion

A legendary and elusive potion with no current means of production, the effects it has on Robbie(y) is horrifying and un-describable. The effects on one not worthy is currently unknown but assumed to be lethal and excruciating.

"Robbie consumed the Robbie potion and mutilated hundreds"

by Bile Titan March 26, 2024

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