Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

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Get the Gooning ball syndromemug.

Dick and Balls

Sex

"nice dick and balls"

"Thank you kind ser"

by Batman88944 August 11, 2022

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Get the Dick and Ballsmug.

Sussy Balls

When you obtain a tingly feeling in your testacles (testicular cancer maybe?) when you pass close by an imposter. May cause itchiness.

Hey Jim. What do you want Carl? Man, right now I walked right pass a kid with a black hoodie and got the sussy balls. Man Carl, that is sus.

by DogWthButter22 August 24, 2022

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Get the Sussy Ballsmug.

Balls

Balls are very bouncy and crunchy. You can grab them and play with them. You can stroke them real good.

"Man, my balls itch"
"My homie is stroking my balls. It ain't gay if it's with the homies."

by Minkol April 8, 2024

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Get the Ballsmug.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

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