Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
Get the Sex Story FUCKINGmug. 
A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Boston Red Sox by some female news announcer on Fuji TV about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for another few years.
This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.
This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
Get the Red Sexmug. 
by yihst September 12, 2022
Get the sexmug. the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.
Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.
by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010
Get the Sex bracketmug. When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
by DarkShadowJuggalo October 1, 2021
Get the Ghost Sexmug.