bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work
man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag
by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018
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Pan-Seared Cock

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.
Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 18, 2021
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Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.
That guy Nate is a Cockroach Cock.
by CockroachCock December 30, 2022
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Cock time

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!
by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024
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jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger
by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017
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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 05, 2021
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Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs
by Begood2 March 08, 2014
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