A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
by Vergilschair January 24, 2023
Get the Arizona penis man mug.The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023
Get the Bald Man Syndrome mug.1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023
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“I got big man sandwiched by two guys who I was glaring at in the gym because they wanted to show dominance” or “My two male friends big man sandwiched me to show platonic love” or “My two boyfriends showed love to me by big man sandwiching me”
by Thatscrazydawg October 22, 2023
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Get the The among us man mug.Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.
Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.
by Javi R April 13, 2023
Get the Dead Man’s Bridge mug.Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".
by antongjun April 27, 2023
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