The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins

My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain

by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023

frat cock

Below average in size.

Slightly pencilly.

Brennan: "How big is your dick?"
Dean: "I have a frat cock. I'm a grower, not a shower."

by sororitygurlz March 8, 2017

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness June 22, 2016

Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016