stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.

i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?

by a fucking hippy August 10, 2021

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021

Hero Syndrome

A hero syndrome is a syndrome that makes the person who has it act like a hero. They are desperately trying their best to help others, and when they fail they feel guilty and it can even lead to suicidal thoughts.

I shouldn’t vent to this person if there is no solution to my problem, they have Hero Syndrome.

by DakiKumiiii August 13, 2021

Friday Night Syndrome

The impulse or compulsion to go out and get wild on a Friday night. Not doing so leaves one with either sadness or depression

"I can't stay at home and do nothing. I need to head to the club or my Friday Night Syndrome will kick in"

by MordecaiWrote August 13, 2021

band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021

Gamer syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome

“Ow, I think my gamer syndrome is acting up”
“What’s ‘gamer syndrome’?”
“Carpal tunnel syndrome”

by Wildingmango24 August 14, 2021

Solaris Syndrome

When a story has fantastic worldbuilding and sparks the imagination with wonder and mystery, but then does absolutely nothing with that potential; opting instead for a spiritual woo/hand-wavy/religious nonsense ending, when it could've been so much more.

"Solaris looked like it was a great movie, and then it did nothing with all the potential they built up in the story."
"Yeah, that's Solaris Syndrome for ya."

by Prince Demitri August 16, 2021