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Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.
Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.
by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024
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cock gizzard

A penis with extra foreskin that has the appearance of being old and wrinkly
I was frightening by what I saw when I saw his penis for the first time. Reminded me of an old, wrinkey rooster's cobbled neck. It was a cock gizzard!!! All I could do was run!
by Prissy Mae March 31, 2017
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vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.
by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023
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cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.
Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?
by Adzybayor August 18, 2020
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cock

So i was walking into the bathroom when i saw my dad and i said "Hey,Nice Cock!"
by glizzytouch February 18, 2021
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cock flight

When your penis goes so far up your girlfriends anus she screams.
Cock flight means
"omg my god this feels different"
**few minutes later**
"ARGHHH THIS IS AMAZING ARGHHH"
by oh right...... May 15, 2015
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Cock

OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
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