your mom goes to college

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.

kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!

by kaelsleeps September 24, 2007

I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

by tellthetruth February 28, 2008

"Get Your Cookies Wet"

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.

Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

by the1_andonly Millz January 15, 2009

put your hands up

Putting up your hand

-put your hands up bro

by remelasda July 23, 2015

throw up your sign

To represent your gang by throwing up (waving around) your fingers and hands in awkward positions which look like shitty shadow puppets. and usually waving them fast enough to lift the 'thrower" into the fuckin' air. usually done before or after a drive-by and the victim has been wasted. in other words a sign of fucking showing your a fuck off.

one could also permanently put there hands into a "sign" posistion by slamming a hammer into them repeatedly, once one hand is smashed, get a good friend or homie to smash the other. BOOYAH!

That foo' jus' threw up his sign. Cap his ass!

by Eric January 13, 2005

spice up your life

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

open your eyes syndrome

lack of sight/asian

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010