The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
Get the Shitty Dick Syndromemug. The death-causing syndrome of making typing mistakes
symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.
symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.
by Squook discord kitten uwu December 4, 2021
Get the ackerman syndromemug. by anonymous April 23, 2022
Get the Chona Syndromemug. Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?
- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi
- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi
- Sorry dude :((((
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?
- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi
- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi
- Sorry dude :((((
by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017
Get the dab syndromemug. The inability to pull women.
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
After typing his several-page-long essay rant comment under a youtube video documentary about Elliot Rodgers, Bob exhibited a significant number of traits indicating his chronic struggle with Fillmore Syndrome.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner December 28, 2022
Get the Fillmore's Syndromemug. When you recieve any sort of text messsage and reply almost instantaneously doing this at any time of the day, be it day or night.
I was talking to my friend, and she said that someone she is talking to replies so quickly everytime, that it overwhelms them, so I think he has a case of the Dudley Syndrome.
by kante the minivan December 27, 2020
Get the Dudley Syndromemug. A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
by she say do you love me May 25, 2018
Get the Crunchy Nut Syndromemug.