When you unexpectedly fall off the bed while having sex and land on your back and pop back up and act like everything is fine.
by vandeb12 November 2, 2018

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).
Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
by Looney Larry November 13, 2011

by - A ;) February 19, 2021

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

THE FASTEST BEING IN THIS UNIVERSE!!! Faster than anything in fiction and was killed by Baby Josh. His descendant hot Cheetoh cheetah th 3rd still lives on
by Frog 🐸 boi 99 December 23, 2020
